Paul McCartney + Stephen Colbert. The universe is full of amazing, wonderful surprises.
Dear bartender at a bar I reviewed on Yelp,
Calling my 3/5-star review “malicious and cruel” and “not cool” just because I said your cocktails literally tasted like dirt (not even trying to be funny, they actually reminded me of soil) and then telling me to give you another chance and that you’ll “turn my frown upside down” isn’t exactly welcoming. The probability that you’ll do something weird to my drink is too damn high.
What a genius way to use Vine. I love you, internet.
Anders Holm as a minister on The Mindy Project. I’m not religious, but him in that clerical collar is sort of making me lose my fucking mind. Too sexy. I don’t understand. STUPID SEXY ANDERS